Don't Spread Germs (Jet Propelled Germs) (1948)








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Amusing health propaganda trailer on the dangers of sneezing. NHS in 1948. Public health. Public Health Campaign Films. Post War era. Humorous cartoon treatment of general health problems: correct posture; the value of exercise and fresh air; the importance of suitable clothes; how to avoid insomnia.

Director: John Krish
Production Company: Public Relationship Films
Audio/Visual: sound, color
Language: english

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MuhMuhMuhMuhMy Computer

It's time for an upgrade. My computer has been experiencing so many issues lately. I really don't want to replace the old girl but she is in desperate need of more memory and a bit of spit and polish. I guess I'll just keep tweaking until she feels like new again.

TODAY'S STORY:
What I Don't Want To Do:

Today's Story is a snippet of a larger piece.



Okay, here it is. This is what I don't want to do: I don't want to be stuck in this job forever or on this street forever or even in this body forever. I want to be happy, successful, physically fit (not thin--FIT) and living in a beautiful home in a quiet, peaceful neighborhood. It feels like I've been patient--TOO PATIENT--all of my life. I work hard. Where's the payoff? Maybe I've backed myself into a corner without realizing it. Maybe I inadvertently dug a hole and fell in head first. Maybe I am just a fool who wants too much.

In a way, I do feel greedy. Who am I to believe that I am entitled to happiness?

En Chine, à Hu-Xian



Gérard Fromanger
En Chine, à Hu-Xian
1974
Oil on canvas
200 x 300 cm

More:

Gérard Fromanger Wikipedia Article

Peintures / Painting
September 23 to November 12, 2006

The exhibition Peintures / Painting brings together paintings by artists who have been living or residing in France from 1972 on or who are still living in France. Open from September 23rd to November 12th, 2006 in the Martin-Gropius-Bau in Berlin, it forms part of a series of events entitled ART FRANCE BERLIN arranged by the French Embassy in Berlin for the autumn of 2006. The exhibition has been organised by the Centre Pompidou together with the French Embassy in Berlin and CULTURESFRANCE.

The full press release...

Survival, 1941


Martin Bloch, Wartime London (1940-44), Survival, 1941. Private Collection. © The Estate of Martin Bloch






I missed yesterday's deadline by a hair. Still having problems with my computer. It's old and ailing. Poor thing! There aren't too many more miles for it to go before it sleeps (with the fishes).

Some People Will Buy Books Anywhere



November 2, 2006
Selling Literature to Go With Your Lifestyle
By JULIE BOSMAN

Most customers at the Anthropologie store in SoHo come for the delicately woven knits and the ultrafeminine floral dresses. But these days at least some are coming for the books.

Last Sunday the merchandise and books were coordinated with near-perfect precision. Resting beside a black sweater ($68) and a jet-black skirt with orange embellishments ($118) were copies of Annie Leibovitz’s “A Photographer’s Life: 1990-2005,” big and black and gleaming, for $75. A pop-up book called “One Red Dot” echoed a display of polka-dotted canvas sneakers, while another title, “The Persistence of Yellow,” perfectly matched a strategically positioned yellow knit sweater.

Books are turning up in the oddest places these days.

With book sales sagging — down 2.6 percent as of August over the same period last year, according to the Association of American Publishers — publishers are pushing their books into butcher shops, carwashes, cookware stores, cheese shops, even chi-chi clothing boutiques where high-end literary titles are used to amplify the elegant lifestyle they are attempting to project.

What began as a trickle of cookbooks in kitchen shops and do-it-yourself titles in hardware stores has become, in recent months, the fastest growing component in many major publishers’ retail strategies.

“It’s a way for the book business to stay alive,” said Abby Hoffman, the vice president of sales and marketing for Chronicle Books in San Francisco, which sells most of its 350 offbeat titles each year to places like high-end grocery stores, children’s clothing stores and wineries. “Anyplace that sells merchandise is a place to sell books.”

When Starbucks got into the book business last month, it hitched its brand to Mitch Albom’s latest inevitable best seller, “For One More Day,” helping propel it to the top of the lists. But the shift in the business can more clearly be seen in the sale of lower-profile authors in lower-profile settings, where the right title in the right location can make all the difference for a book that might otherwise sink without a trace.

Mike’s Deli in the Bronx, for instance, has sold more than 4,500 copies of Ann Volkwein’s “Arthur Avenue Cookbook” at $25 each. That book otherwise sold only 8,000 copies nationwide, according to Nielsen BookScan, which tracks sales at major book chains, independent bookstores and online retailers, but not at places like Mike’s. But it sold so well at Mike’s that David Greco, the deli’s owner, began stocking more titles, including “The Italian American Cookbook” by John Mariani and “Con Amore: A Daughter-in-Law’s Story of Growing Up Italian-American in Bushwick” by Bea Tusiani.

Mr. Greco says he must factor in at least one expense that bookstores don’t: “When you deal with salami and mozzarella, it’s a little greasy. So we keep the books in plastic bags.”

After years of concentrating on big-box retailers like Borders and Barnes & Noble and online retailers like Amazon, many major publishing houses are retooling their tactics to take advantage of this new frontier.

Simon & Schuster, one of the industry’s largest publishers, is urging its sales representatives to punctuate their bookstore rounds with impromptu pitches at promising shops and markets they spot in their travels. The Time Warner Book Group routinely changes the color or design of book jackets at a store’s request so the book will color-coordinate with merchandise. And HarperCollins plans to design books for its spring catalog in shades of “margarita and sangria,” greens and reds that store owners have told the publisher will dominate that season’s color palette, said Andrea Rosen, vice president for special markets.

At Penguin Group, sales representatives have begun pushing into rural areas that are short on big bookstores, selling at cattle auctions, among other places.

The total number of books sold outside bookstores is impossible to discern. BookScan’s sales figures typically account for 60 percent to 70 percent of a book’s sales, but those figures do not include copies sold in nontraditional places.

Nonetheless, publishing houses know how it has affected their bottom line.

In the last four years Simon & Schuster’s special market sales, as they are called, have grown by 50 percent, surpassing total sales to independent bookstores, said Jack Romanos, the publishing house’s president and chief executive.

“The publisher now has a responsibility to put books in front of more eyeballs,” Mr. Romanos said. “The market was always there, but I don’t know that most publishers were as aggressive about trying to develop it 10 years ago as they are today.”

Some placements make intuitive sense: publishers sell a baby book to a specialty store like Buy Buy Baby; cookbooks go to Williams-Sonoma and other cookware outlets; glossy fashion books to clothing boutiques; design books to stores like Restoration Hardware. But some matches may not be so obvious. Even Bath & Body Works, at Westfield Garden State Plaza in Paramus, N.J., for instance, sells a half-dozen titles on subjects including weddings, gardening and travel to Provence.

With the proper placement, a book displayed at a national chain like Urban Outfitters can easily sell more there than at any other retailer, including blockbuster stores like Barnes & Noble. A recent article in Publishers Weekly noted that one surprise fall hit, “Wall and Piece,” written by the graffiti artist Banksy and published by the Century imprint of Random House in Britain, saw its biggest sales at Urban Outfitters and independent bookstores.

The point, publishers say, is to follow customers who might not otherwise visit bookstores into the places where they do shop, rather than waiting for customers to show up at bookstores or click on Amazon.com and other online sales sites.

People who buy books at farm-supply stores, for instance, are a prime potential market because there may be no bookstores in their rural communities, said Barbara O’Shea, president of nontrade sales for Penguin. “There is nobody selling books, so we’ve gotten these places to sell books,” she said.

The phenomenon is an urban and suburban one, as well.

Martin & Osa, a new clothing retailer aimed at 25-to-40-year-olds, stocks dozens of titles in its four stores and is planning to add more, including a “reading list” of graphic novels, fiction and nonfiction for customers. “We try to offer them things that aren’t mainstream, more unusual, more unique,” said Arnie Cohen, the chief marketing officer.

At Anthropologie on Sunday, Ruth Rennert lounged among the throw pillows on a mustard-yellow sofa — not far from that display of yellow sweaters and books — leafing through “Jackie: A Life in Pictures,” about the former first lady. Shopping for books in a setting like this, she said, is preferable to enduring the hustle and bustle of big bookstores.

While the bulk of books sold in some of these places are novelty titles — like “Bruce Aidells’s Complete Book of Pork” from HarperCollins, now in hundreds of butcher shops — in recent months a broader list of titles has also begun to emerge.

Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth” is for sale at Urban Outfitters, for instance. Staples, the office-supply chain, began carrying business books several years ago, but more recently has added titles like “Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential,” by Joel Osteen.

And publishers have stumbled on advantages that often come with this territory: outside of a bookstore, a title enjoys less competition, a more inviting display space and the store’s implicit stamp of approval.

“You walk into Restoration Hardware and you want the couch and the vase and the nightstand, and then you want the two books that are on the nightstand,” Ms. Rosen said. “The books complete the story.”

Old Bones

My computer is struggling. Its compatibility with emerging technology wanes.

No need to tell me--I know what I have to do. I'm just not too keen on the notion.

Sigh!

TODAY'S STORY
Shaggy Hair

Shaggy haired woman trying so hard to loose the bonds that bind her to the constant swirl of chaos and misery. None of it is her doing. At heart she is childlike and carefree but she lives in a house steeped in sadness. The sadness does not belong there but no one seems strong enough to drive it away. No one seems to stand up to its deceitful and mangy ways.

One day she got a plan. She figured out a way to drive that low down, lying, nasty ***** away for good. She knew it would work. When she got an idea in her head she'd keep picking at it until it was fully realized. She knew she'd beat it. She knew she'd win so she smiled. No, she beamed.

Telling Tales

One more day 'til the start of dedicated writing in the month of November. This is good--I need the discipline. Oh, don't get me wrong, I write everyday--I keep a work journal. However, I don't write stories everyday. That's where I need the discipline. Afterall, life is one big continuous story. Why not write about it?

Okay, enough about me. Jeanette Winterson is a writer who always has interesting tales to tell.

Story one: Tanglewreck



A little way in the future, time is distorting. Time Tornadoes are causing havoc. People are whirled out of their own time, never to return, and a Woolly Mammoth has been seen on the banks of the River Thames.

But time is big business, and whoever gets control of time controls life as we know it!

Read the first two chapters Jeanette Winterson's new book for children.

Read The Times profile.

Read extract




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Oh, Write!

In the last post, I announced my participation in NaNoWriMo. Well, I bit off a bit more and signed up to participate in NaBloPoMo, too.

Huh?

National Blog Posting Month! It's an event being hosted by fussy at fussy.org. (Fair warning: Some of the language on her site is a bit strong).


NaBloPoMo is an alternative to November's NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, the program wherein you crank out a novel in thirty days.

I heard about it a few days after I'd announced that I would begin daily posting as of 10/29/06. Serendipity? Maybe. Let's just say that I'm psyched to be a part of each event.

The challenge now is to stay the course. Phew! Let's hope I make it.

Cheers,

EXCUSE ME

Please pardon the long stretches between posts. I have been so busy with other projects. Truly, the neglect stops today. I cannot tell you how much I love blogging--every budding (or established) writer is provided with an opportunity for instant gratification AND publication. The rise of pod and vidcasting only makes the pot sweeter. YUM!

Okay, enough gushing...time for real business. Here's what's on tap for this blog:
  1. Refine the Focus
    My blogging style has been very scattered. It makes me appear to be a jumbled mess (which, at times, is probably accurate). However, the purpose of this blog was AND is to tell stories, to write stories, to read stories, to view stories and to listen to stories. I need to get back to that.

  2. Revise the Layout
    Since I believe the content should be the primary focus, I will stick to the minimalist look but elements will be added to make site navigation easier. (I might dress up the color a bit, too.)

  3. Add some Cool Features
    Podcasting and vidcasting (just the bees knees) and other cool tech will make this a hot site.

I've also signed up for National Novel Writing Month which begins November 1st so we'll be following my progress on this blog.

That's it for now. Expect daily updates beginning October 29th.

Thanks for your patience.

Google Searches the Past for New Opportunities



The Motley Fool



http://www.fool.com/news/mft/2006/mft06090624.htm

By Jack Uldrich
09/06/2006

Google(NASDAQ:GOOG) announced today that it is offering a new service to allow people to search the archives of newspapers, magazines, and other materials dating back more than 200 years.

Google officials were quick to add that they are "not focusing on monetization yet." The operative word in that statement is "yet."

In spite of the company's highfalutin goal of helping people "be able to explore history as it unfolded," investors need to pay attention to this announcement because it further extends Google's already considerable influence over how the world's information is searched, indexed, and, ultimately, accessed.

Even if the company does not make any money off the deal for a year or so -- and officials are claiming that Google will neither host the content nor charge content owners or consumers for the service -- it does allow the company to reach its already long tentacles into the vast untapped archives of The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Wall Street Journal, Lexis-Nexis, and TIME magazine, to name but a few.

From Google's perspective, this is great news, because the more information it can control, the better. Upwards of 400 million people already use the company's search engine every month, and with more deals like this -- along with its recently announced plan to help consumers download and search out-of-copyright books -- that number will only expand.

And as it does, I am confident Google will find ways to "monetize" those opportunities down the road. For instance, by continuing to improve its index of archived information, Google will be in a much stronger position to negotiate future revenue-sharing plans with the content providers. It should also, as the index improves, be able to hone its ability to match searches with specific advertisers and beef up affiliate link programs.

Furthermore, by offering old-world content providers a way to make money from their archives, Google should also be able to extend its growing list of potential allies, which has now grown to include -- as a result of just a few new deals in this past month -- online auction pioneereBay(NASDAQ:EBAY) and, possibly, computing iconApple(NASDAQ:AAPL).

The bottom line is this: Google's latest service, offering people a way to search back in time, also offers Google investors yet another reason why they shouldn't have to search too hard to understand how the company will keep its revenues growing into the future.

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Web giant Google is further expanding its online empire with the launch of the Google News Archive Search.

The web-based tool allows users to explore existing digitised newspaper articles spanning the last 200 years and more recent online content.

People using the search are shown results from both free and subscription-based news outlets.

Partners in the project include the websites of US newspaper the New York Times and the Guardian from the UK.

Other sources include news aggregators, websites which collect and display news stories from multiple sources.

"The goal here is to be able to explore history as it unfolded," said Anurag Acharya, an engineer at Google and one of the team behind the project.

"It's fascinating to see how people's attitudes and emotions have changed through time."

History lesson

The new service searches hundreds of different news sources to answer a user's query. The exact number of sources is confidential.

Results are presented in similar fashion to a Google News search, with "related" articles about the same event grouped together. Free and charged-for articles are displayed side by side.

The ability to browse this historical overview allows users to identify key time periods and get some sense of the flow of events
Anurag Acharya

With pages from commercial websites, the cost of viewing them is also shown. Google says search results are based on relevance, not partnerships with companies.

Users can also view articles using a timeline that displays key dates associated with a story.

So the first Moon landing would highlight 1969 as a key date, but also identify other years when lunar landings took place or when the topic was in the news.

"The ability to browse this historical overview allows users to identify key time periods and get some sense of the flow of events," said Mr Acharya.

The earliest known searchable story is, he said, from "somewhere in the mid-1700s" - considerably older than the current 30-day archive offered through Google News.

The service is accessed through the news archive website or the Google news page. It is also activated when it can provide relevant results to a user's search on google.com.

In this case, links to the most relevant historical news articles are displayed separately above the normal search results.

Historical challenge

The launch of the news archive search extends Google's influence over how the world's information is indexed, searched and accessed.

According to online research firm Nielsen/NetRatings, more than 380 million people used the search engine every month in 2005.

The company is also expanding into areas other than search. In August it announced plans to offer consumers the chance to download and print classic novels free of charge.

"I'm strongly in favour of the democratisation of access to historical documents, but also cautious about how much information Google now controls," said Professor Roy Rosenzweig, a historian from the Center for History and New Media at George Mason University in the US.

He says that increasingly the model of how we access information and what information we have access to is changing, as public archives such as libraries are replaced by private companies. But, he says, he is "extremely excited" about Google's latest offering.

"As a scholar and historian I want as much information as possible, accessible to as many people as possible at the least cost, and the extent to which Google is doing that is compelling."

Google says it plans to launch the news archive search service on other international Google sites soon.

Story from BBC NEWS:
Google Makes Novels Free To Print

Google makes novels free to print
Search engine Google plans to offer consumers the chance to download and print classic novels free of charge.

The firm's book search tool will let people print classics such as Dante's Inferno or Aesop's Fables, as well as other books no longer under copyright.

Until now, the service has only let people read such books on-screen.

Google's book search service stems from a wider project to put books online in a searchable format, which it is undertaking with major universities.

Working with Google on the Books Library project are Oxford University, Harvard, Stanford, the University of Michigan and the University of California, as well as the New York Public Library.

"How many users will find, and then buy, books they never could have discovered any other way?
Eric Schmidt, Google

Volunteers working for a project known as Gutenberg have for some years copied out-of-copyright books as text files, which can then be used for printing, reading or piping into a programme for editing.

In contrast, Google is offering the books in a "print-ready" format, as have several other - albeit much smaller and less well-known - firms.

Online shopping site Amazon has offered limited online access to the contents of its huge bookstore.

More services

Google's book searching device does not access books still under copyright, for which only bibliographies are available along with limited extracts.

The news comes as the search engine is expanding its empire to offer a wider spectrum of services.

Earlier this week, Google announced plans to target the software market for companies.

The firm said it would offer companies the chance to run their email, calendar and other services on their own domains, to expand on the service it offers to individuals.

This service puts Google, whose focus has been searching and advertising, in direct competition with software giant Microsoft.

Every Object Tells a Story

Queen Victoria by William Nicholson, 1897

Every Object Tells A Story is collecting an online archive of stories about objects that people value. Whether a grandfather's watch or a quirky pint glass, everyone is invited to contribute stories and read the tales of others.

Staff at the V&A and its partners Tyne & Wear Museums, Birmingham Museum & Art Gallery and Brighton & Hove Museums have also submitted stories about objects they particularly enjoy in their collections.

Every Object Tells a Story is produced by the V&A, with Ultralab and Channel 4, and commissioned by Culture Online.

Every Object Tells a Story
Learning and Interpretation Division
Victoria and Albert Museum
London SW7 2RL


The Paper Sculpture Show at Contemporary Arts Center

The Paper Sculpture Show at Contemporary Arts Center


CINCINNATI.- The Contemporary Arts Center, Cincinnati, Ohio, presents The Paper Sculpture Show, on view through November 05, 2006. The Paper Sculpture Show brings the artist and visitor together by providing a hands-on art making experience. This interactive exhibition is composed of works by 29 artists, drawn on flat sheets of paper and stacked in the gallery space. The visitor chooses a project, then takes the printed sheet(s) of paper and cuts out the components and assembles them into a three-dimensional sculpture. The Paper Sculpture Show resonates with early art historical movements such as the Fluxus mail art and the Surrealists "Exquisite Corpse" games of collaborative drawing. The Paper Sculpture Show invites visitors to reconsider the relationship between two-dimensional images and three dimensional sculptural objects, originality, mass production and the handmade as they become the artists in this interactive exhibition.

Works by: Janine Antoni, The Art Guys, David Brody, Luca Buvoli, Francis Cape & Liza Phillips, Seong Chun, Minerva Cuevas, E.V. Day, Nicole Eisenman, Spencer Finch, Charles Goldman, Rachel Harrison, Stephen Hendee, Patrick Killoran, Glenn Ligon, Cildo Meireles, Helen Mirra, Aric Obrosey, Ester Partegs, Paul Ramirez Jonas, Akiko Sakaizumi, David Shrigley, Eve Sussman, Sarah Sze, Fred Tomaselli, Pablo Vargas-Lugo, Chris Ware, Olav Westphalen and Allan Wexler.

This exhibition is organized by Independent Curators International with curators Mary Ceruti, Matt Freedman and Sina Najafi. Installation sponsor: Lynne Meyers Gordon.

Photo: Installation view of works by Nicole Eisenman, Rachel Harrison, Ester Partegàs, and Fred Tomaselli, combined by gallery visitors at Purdue University Galleries, West Lafayette, Indiana, 2005

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Two Writing Competitions:
Short Fiction | Poetry

DEADLINE: Postmarked between August 1 and October 30, 2006
Manhantanville College
Masters of Arts in Creative Writing Program
& INKWELL
ANNOUNCE

The 9th Annual Short Fiction Competition
$1500 Grand Prize & Publication in INKWELL
Competition Judge: Joan Silber

GUIDELINES

1. Up to 3 previously unpublished stories, 5,000-word limit
2. Text must be typed, 12pt. font, double-spaced, one-sided
3. Cover sheet with name, address, phone, e-mail, titles and word counts
4.
Submission Checklist - download here and print out.
5. No name or address anywhere on manuscripts
6. SASE for contest notification only – manuscripts will be recycled
7. Entry fee: $15 per story Checks (USD ONLY) made out to Manhattanville
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INKWELL Announces the 10th Annual Poetry Competition

$1000 Grand Prize & Publication INKWELL

Competition Judge: Alice Quinn


GUIDELINES

1. Up to 5 unpublished poems, 40 line limit per poem
2. Only typed entries will be considered; 12pt. font
3. Cover sheet with name, address, phone, e-mail, titles and line counts
4.
Submission Checklist - download here and print out.
5. No name or address anywhere on manuscript(s)
6. SASE for contest notification only – manuscripts will be recycled
7. $10 for first poem, $5 per each additional poem
8. Checks payable to Manhattanville - INKWELL

NOTE: Indicate Poetry or Fiction Competition on envelope. If submitting to both Poetry and Fiction Competitions, please use separate envelopes. Submissions not adhering to the above guidelines will not be considered.


Mail to:
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New Look Coming

I've been tied up on other projects recently so I haven't had a lot of time to spend on Red Girl Reads a Story. However, I've reworked my schedule so expect to see some changes to this blog soon.

Thanks for your patience.

Cheers,

A Short Story from the Writers Blog Alliance

July 19, 2006
Carnival Entry: How Not to Write
Posted by The Harbour Master @ 1:10 pm

Fiona marched into their home office yelling behind her, “You never spend any time with us! Fine, then I’m using the PC tonight. Where’s Grand Theft Auto?” She slammed the door behind her, continuing to disparage her husband with inaudible invective.

Ben rolled his eyes and mocked, “Honey, you don’t even like computer games.”

She barked out something about cops and prostitutes in strong language that sounded disturbingly unnatural coming from her mouth.

“Well, I’m not giving in,” he said aloud. He would, of course, later recant this and pretty much knew it too. Nonetheless, he had an alternative to the PC, a last resort; he dug out the unused typewriter bought for him by his ever-supportive parents after confessing that he wanted to be a big-time writer. He sighed, dreaming of the laptop he had actually been trying to suggest them into buying for six months. Subtlety is for losers.

Fiona spent the next hour cruising around the mercenary streets of an imaginary yet brutal city in which she was the crime kingpin, or perhaps crime queenpin. Ben spent the same hour setting up the typewriter, losing the tip of a fingernail and a spot of blood to its vicious metal maw.

Once the euphoria of mastering the archaic machine was behind him, he was able to produce ten sheets of completed prose that resembled a teenager’s face covered in white-out blotches and mistype acne before he ran out of paper. He zipped out to get more fuel for his literary fire.

On his return, he was bemused to find that a roll of toilet paper had been fed into the typewriter. It was most definitely an elegant, heartfelt message from a loved one. Subtlety is for losers. However, there was something else much more concerning. The ten sheets he had laboured over had disappeared.

He spied his son Kamen playing with some paper aeroplanes in the garden.

Ben spent just 3.82 seconds coming to a horrifying conclusion and charged towards Kamen, shouting, pleading and waving his arms like a panic-stricken air traffic controller. Too late. His son launched the last of ten aeroplanes, expertly designed for maximum lift, that carried a special delivery: chapter one (draft four) where amateur writer Brad expresses his undying love for his wife Fen. Ben’s work drifted leisurely into the river behind the house. Ben’s work then sailed lazily downstream. Brad’s undying love for Fen drowned.

Realising all was not right in his father’s world, Kamen offered, “Mom… said it was… okay?”

For draft five, Ben considered an alternate plot where hero Brad might murder evil wife Fen, bludgeoning her to bloody death with a dusty old typewriter and cashing in her life insurance for a laptop. Ben shook himself out of his self-indulgent stupor and decided it was time to repent. Ben was as brave as Brad, but not quite as fictitious.

He slouched towards the closed door of the office, a portcullis for the castle his wife had occupied. He knocked feebly and said in resignation, “Honey, you’re right. We should spend more time together.” Yeah, yeah, yeah, you win.

The castle was silent. No gunshots. No screams. It was eerie. Sinister, even.

Ben saw the new opening of his novel: “In a domestic disagreement, a man should accept defeat with both grace and humility before a petty squabble escalates into global thermonuclear war. A man will always lose regardless of the clarity of his argument or his capacity for endurance.”

Heart in his mouth, he asked his queenpin, “You… don’t know how to format a hard drive, do you?”

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More of my words can be found at my blog, Hammerport.

THE BRAVE TIN SOLDIER (1934)


THE BRAVE TIN SOLDIER very closely follows the original story by the Brothers Grimm. A one-legged tin soldier is cruelly mocked by other toys because of his deformity. The soldier falls in love with a toy ballerina who is desired by the toy king. The king exercises his military power to get the girl for himself. The tale ends tragically, with a surprisingly graphic execution by firing squad. This is probably too violent and weird for little kids. The cartoon itself is very nicely animated, perhaps even moreso than the other Ub Iwerks fairy tales. There are some celebrity caricature toys, including a Groucho Marx jack-in-the-box.The video transfer of The Brave Tin Soldier is not as good as those of many other Iwerks cartoons, but it's watchable. There are places which appear to have bleed-through from something previously recorded on the same video tape from which the cartoon was transferred.

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Producer: UB IWERKS

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